Quick Shop / Truck Stop Funny

I do not normally drive but have on some occasions when the other drivers cannot work I make a few trips. I had worked all day and took a load out, about a 4 hour round trip. I left without eating and was tired and hungry. I stopped at a quick shop for a bite, They had this neat little Ferris Wheel contraption with hot dogs going around over a heat lamp. They had some neat containers with stainless steel lids marked with relish, chopped onion, mustard and catsup and was marked CONDIMENTS. I loaded up a bun with the frankfurter and put all of the goodies on it. This was possibly the best hot dog I had eaten, except possibly at a baseball game. After a few minutes down the road I was wishing I had bought two of them. Luckily there was another convenience store by the same chain. This place had the same Ferris Wheel and I got another but I could only see a squeeze bottle of mustard and catsup but no relish or onions. There was a fat redheaded lady with bad teeth behind the counter and asked if she had any CONDIMENTS She asked me what varieties of the products she had under the counter I would like.
 
LOL! I stopped at a local Casey's store to get a Subway-knockoff sandwich and the sandwich maker asked for my phone number three times before she could get my sandwich made. The funny thing is that she asked for it two times after I told her that I was married. I quickly got my sandwich, paid for it and got out of there thinking that there wouldn't be enough little blue pills in the world....
 
Those have been affectionately named "Roller Dogs" here because they roll over and over on that little ferris wheel. Some of them live on that wheel for DAYS before some poor soul plunks down a buck or two for one. Sounds like you got lucky.
 

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