Well, here it is, my annual note to you, my treasured friends. The time when I remember all the good things and indulge myself to the extent of getting a little sentimental.
It is a cold and blustery evening here in Wisconsin but where I am in my office it is cozy and comfortable. I'm sitting at my computer, sort of half watching television and sipping a nice, dry martini. I only wish you were here, but, since you are not, the least I can do is toast to your health and happiness...so..."Time Out" while I bend my elbow to you!!
I just went out to the kitchen to mix another martini and, while I was out there, I thought of all the time I would waste this evening if I went out to mix another drink every once in a while, so I just made up a big pitcher of martinis and brouight it back with me so I'd have it here beside me and wouldn't have to wastee thetime making more of them. So...now I'm all set ahd here goes.
Besides, martinis are a great drink. For some reason they never seem to affect me n the slightest. Can drin thrm all night long...so, here goes.
The greatest thing in the whole workd is friendship. And believe me, You the the greatist pas anybody ever had.
L'll never forget the timyou put the ded skhunk in my Framall H toolbox...ha,ha. Boy how we laughuuhed didn we. Never did det the stik kout of it. But was prey funnt anywah. But what a hoos! Afteer all you stili my bestg old pals. And if a guy cand't have a lauhth on a good trud friend onc in a wilhe what the heck.
Dumb pitcher awa impty so I just wuntoutand myada a nother one and I wisch you weer here to jon me drin these matone because they are simpul didduoucios. Pardn me while I lif why glass to you r good healh oncemore because you ard the besty palls I got. Of cours why a pla wouldf do a dirty trixklick putin a skunn in a notther prsons tactor !8 dam ifiknow. Tjat was a louseythin for anybodh todo an olly a firs clas hele would doit. Wasmt a daom bit funy. Stil stinx. And if you thini it8s fuey your dirty lous and as farm as I(m concernen you can gopplum t helland stay theer you dirty lous. To hel with tu...
It is a cold and blustery evening here in Wisconsin but where I am in my office it is cozy and comfortable. I'm sitting at my computer, sort of half watching television and sipping a nice, dry martini. I only wish you were here, but, since you are not, the least I can do is toast to your health and happiness...so..."Time Out" while I bend my elbow to you!!
I just went out to the kitchen to mix another martini and, while I was out there, I thought of all the time I would waste this evening if I went out to mix another drink every once in a while, so I just made up a big pitcher of martinis and brouight it back with me so I'd have it here beside me and wouldn't have to wastee thetime making more of them. So...now I'm all set ahd here goes.
Besides, martinis are a great drink. For some reason they never seem to affect me n the slightest. Can drin thrm all night long...so, here goes.
The greatest thing in the whole workd is friendship. And believe me, You the the greatist pas anybody ever had.
L'll never forget the timyou put the ded skhunk in my Framall H toolbox...ha,ha. Boy how we laughuuhed didn we. Never did det the stik kout of it. But was prey funnt anywah. But what a hoos! Afteer all you stili my bestg old pals. And if a guy cand't have a lauhth on a good trud friend onc in a wilhe what the heck.
Dumb pitcher awa impty so I just wuntoutand myada a nother one and I wisch you weer here to jon me drin these matone because they are simpul didduoucios. Pardn me while I lif why glass to you r good healh oncemore because you ard the besty palls I got. Of cours why a pla wouldf do a dirty trixklick putin a skunn in a notther prsons tactor !8 dam ifiknow. Tjat was a louseythin for anybodh todo an olly a firs clas hele would doit. Wasmt a daom bit funy. Stil stinx. And if you thini it8s fuey your dirty lous and as farm as I(m concernen you can gopplum t helland stay theer you dirty lous. To hel with tu...
