Blonde cowboy joke

SDE

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A cowboy is arrested for walking thru town wearing only his hat and boots. After he is in jail the sheriff asks him why he is walking in town without his clothes. Well he said I met a woman and she took me up to her room. She said do as I do and she took off her clothes and so I did that too. She then laid down on the bed and said "OK cowboy, Go to Town." So I did.
 
Cowboy from Nebraska wound up in southern Texas, the sheriff ask him why he is way down here? Cowboy said he and his girlfriend wuz trail riding and when he laid his hand on her knee, and she said you can go further, so that is why he wound up down here
 
Cowboy was standing on the street corner all decked out in his ten gallon hat, western shirt, Wrangler boot cut jeans, large belt buckle, handkerchief around his neck, and a pair of tennis shoes. A passerby asked about being all decked out with cowboy garb, but why the tennis shoes, where's your cowboy boots? He responded, what do you want me to look like? A truck driver!!
 

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