jennifer408
Well-known Member
this farmer had a bull and one day the bull started running into things, took out a fence, blew out the side of the barn, so the farmer called the vet out. the vet shows up and tells the farmer that the bull had gone crossed eyed. told him he could fix it for $575.00 the farmer didn't really have a choice so he agreed. then the vet asked him if he had a short piece of hose which he did and got it for him, then the vet put one side of hose in the bulls arse and told the farmer that he was going to blow on the hose and to let him know when his eyes go back to straight. the vet blew on the hose and the bulls eyes went straight right away and the impressed farmer payed him and all was well for a few weeks. then, it happened again, so the farmers thinking that he ain't paying that vets crazy price again, so he grabs a piece of hose and calls his farm hand over and tells him to watch the bulls eyes and let him know when his go straight, he blows and blows and can't get the bulls eyes to go straight, so he tells the hired hand to give it a try. the hired hand takes the hose out and shoves the other end in and is getting ready to blow on it and the farmer asks him why he turned the hose around and the hired hand says, well you don't think that im gonna put my mouth on the same side of the hose as you did do ya.
