O.T. Funny Church Bulletins

Hoby

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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water.
The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility..

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double door at the side entrance.

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday:"I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
 
I always like one that said, "The low self esteem help group will meet at 7:00. Please enter by the back door".
 
Saw the following on the sign on front of a small church...

Repent now... Avoid the rush later.

Josh
 

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