Ammo and Bartering

Chuck (CA)

Well-known Member
This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo. I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a s*xy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading s*x for ammo?"
I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of ammo 'ya got?"
 
I see guys who bought out their 3 nearest walmarts and kmart if they still have one nearby trying to trade it for something that's worth 3 times the amount of ammo they want to trade it for. I wish people wouldn't trade it from them, make them shoot it all up themselves, since they seemed to think they needed more than they would normally use in 3 lifetimes.
 

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