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jon f mn · Apr 25, 2014

They don't have a tractor pic.

howdy1960 · Apr 25, 2014

Yup me too lol

rrlund · Apr 25, 2014

As a matter of fact I have. I've cut ring bologna with a jack knife that's cut the switch off cows tails too.

Mike (WA) · Apr 25, 2014

Guy that pumped my septic tank ate his sammich during the process. He did take his glove off, though.

ss55 · Apr 25, 2014

Didn't coal miners in the Upper Peninsula eat pasties (spelling) because they could eat the center with dirty hands and then throw the dirty crust away?

JMS/.MN · Apr 25, 2014

Your spelling is correct. My Finnish better half is very familiar with them. Tasty, too.

casenut1 · Apr 25, 2014

Been there done that.

Steve@Advance · Apr 25, 2014

Yep, guilty of such!

Reminds me of a kid I went to school with. We worked together for a short while after graduation. He was the nastiest worker I ever been around! Never washed up. Came to work dirty from the day before. He would change the oil on a car or truck and just pull the plug, let it go on the ground... Told him he HAD to use a drain pan, so next time he did. No one told him he had to talk it out and dump it though... He ran over it, slung oil across the shop, into a customers new boat!

His nick name... Pigpen! LOL

EricInSEI · Apr 25, 2014

The Cornish Pasty is from Cornwall, in Great Britain. It is frequently claimed that the miners threw out the crust to avoid arsenic on their fingers, but all the evidence points to them eating everything. The pasty was wrapped in cloth so they just held onto the cloth while eating.

The Finns in Northern Michigan learned about pasties from the Cornish miners who arrived before them.
Wiki Cornish Pasty

fixerupper · Apr 25, 2014

Back in the days of my youth when I trapped muskrats I'd sell them to a guy who liked to skin them himself. One time when I took my catch to him he was eating potato chips while he was skinning, dipping his bloody hand into the bag of chips and munching away. He didn't offer me any chips, darn. Jim

sms · Apr 26, 2014

When my brother was in college he and a frat brother came home to get his antique Jag out for the summer. Brakes had locked up, tore it down and had to rebuilt wheel cylinders, frat brother walked in the house for lunch with a wheel cylinder, accidentally squeezed it shooting brake fluid onto a cake our mom just baked. Frat bro very embarrassed. Ma was used to it, just cut out those spots, we ate the cake.

js305 · Apr 26, 2014

Back in my younger years we went to visit some relatives in deep East Texas. One of the sons was working for a mortuary/funeral home/whatever you want to call it. It was lunch time when we stopped by to see him. He asked if we wanted to join him as he reached in one of the "coolers" there and took out his lunch. We declined...

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