The Old Farmer's Almanac says....

Anonymous-0 · Feb 16, 2014

If a cow has indigestion, feed her an onion, stolen bread, or bread taken in silence from a neighbor.

jon f mn · Feb 16, 2014

Promoting thievery, clearly the Farmers Almanac is responsible for the downfall of our society.

GordoSD · Feb 16, 2014

Typo. "Stollen" is a German Xmas bread. I'm sure that's what they meant.

Anonymous-0 · Feb 16, 2014

The Old Farmer's Almanac doesn't say.
To prevent hired hand from stealing from you, make him swim the river vearing a pair of concrete shoes.

Anonymous-0 · Feb 16, 2014

Another thing that isn't in the Old Farmer's Almanac is.
To starve a welfare recipient, hid his check in a pair of vork gloves.

wilson ind · Feb 16, 2014

I sometimes notice your post . I wondered if the w key was broken. not the case as you did type w in welfare. So why always use v or another letter?

Anonymous-0 · Feb 16, 2014

Tha english language is a complex phraseology.

No~bi" oh da doo bee

wilson ind · Feb 16, 2014

I have no idea what you are trying to say