Iced down in central Texas.... Again

L.C.Gray

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I dunno 'bout y'all, but we've had about a belly full of Al Gore's global warming....

I mean yeah, he done good inventing all this inter-web stuff, but he needs to go back to the drawing board on weather.
 
I still hear folks preaching global warming all the time especially on PBS.

I need to go into Dallas this morning on business but I think I will blow it off. Texans can't seem to handle driving on ice and I'm scared to be around them. You have those that are terrified to drive more than 5 miles an hour and others that drive 90 without a care in the world.
 
I used to live in Dallas. Nothing wrong with Dallas drivers on ice. As long as you don't mind playing pin ball with them.
 
"Nothing wrong with Dallas drivers on ice."

Ice is not required! All weather idiots!

Little known rumor... The Dallas city police have been instructed to disregard traffic violations on the interstates, let DPS handle it. A losing battle, too much liability chasing them down.
 
You guys are in trouble now!!! Some of them there texicans don't know they can't drive on the ice and take offense. In the corner for you folks fer sher.
 
(quoted from post at 07:25:31 02/11/14) You guys are in trouble now!!! Some of them there texicans don't know they can't drive on the ice and take offense. In the corner for you folks fer sher.

Jon, they might not get the hockey reference. :)
 
(quoted from post at 09:25:31 02/11/14) You guys are in trouble now!!! Some of them there texicans don't know they can't drive on the ice and take offense. In the corner for you folks fer sher.

No offense taken as it's no different than the "Yankees that can't drive on ICE" :lol:
 
A lot of drivers can't drive on winter roads up north here either. You down south folks don't have the monopoly on dumb drivers, we have lots of them too.
 
Your right Steve. There are some real idiots in Dallas. Saw a guy at LBJ and Preston stop in front of a big rig for no reason. Guy lived but car was scrap.
 
Had ice on my truck when I got home last night (Dallas), but nothing this morning when I left for work.

We'll see what happens today.
 
I work in downtown Dallas and you are 100% correct.

Just this morning, I was stopped in the left lane waiting for the light to change. Car in the next lane (left center lane of a 4 lane street) decided they wanted to turn right and did. They made a right turn from the left center lane.
 

Yep, all 3 (external_link, Al Gore AND John Keary) ALL received their AWARDS for doing absolutely NOTHING..
We should all be SO Proud ...

Ron..
 
Well we "texicans" didn't have a problem down heah prior to you yankeicans invading us for jobs and low taxes and good wages, and cheap gas, and nice weather and on and on.......

Mark
 
LOL, but I was thinking about the naughty boy
corner that I spent a significant amount of
kindergarten in. But the hockey reference works
too.
 

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