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Catch a polar bear? The way I was told was to cut a big hole in the ice. Then dump a can of peas on the ice around the hole and wait. When a polar bear comes over to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole. Maybe the posts will get better next year.
 
Boy, you recycled that joke, I'm 64 yrs. old and I know one of the teachers told that one in high school.
 
I think catching a polar bear is a little like training a wolf. Your 5 minute wolf training lesson for today:

Give the wolf a command.

No matter what he does, say "Good wolf", and throw him a meatball.

Command the wolf to do the same thing, again.

No matter what he does, say "Good wolf", and throw him another meatball.

Never run out of meatballs.
 
Well, the easy way ta catch a elefunt is ta look at em backwards thru a pair of bin oculars, pick him up with tweezers and put him in a mason jar.
 
Well,do you know how to stop a herd of stampeeding elephants??? I'm wating. Just chop off thier stampeeders.
 
(quoted from post at 15:59:05 12/31/13) Catch a polar bear? The way I was told was to cut a big hole in the ice. Then dump a can of peas on the ice around the hole and wait. When a polar bear comes over to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole. Maybe the posts will get better next year.
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That brings to mind the old saying: Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats you.


Rick
 
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