Govt spying on Santa

Watching TV last night it showed NORAD tracking Santa. Is nothing sacred? Our government watching Santa. I thought it was Santa who was always watching.
 
EPA is upset he was being allowed down into US airspace because he hasn't bothered to fill out a nutrient management plan.....
 
Call me a cynic, but I think we're safe enough if it's NORAD.

While the Cold War was going strong, NORAD once panicked and thought a nuclear war was starting because they mistook the moon coming over the horizon in Norway for a massive missile launch in Siberia.
 
Norad has tracked Santa every Christmas for years.I remember showing this to one of my sons about 15 years ago when we first got online.The Norad website had Santa updates every 1/4 or 1/2 hour.
 
So why should he be exempt? He's got some magic technology the govt would love to get their hands on!
 
A friend wrote the following story and posted on facebook this morning. It's all in fun and not meant to offend anyone. Merry Christmas.


BREAKING NEWS CNN---The NSA intercepted millions of messages concerning a suspected terrorist going by the code name Santa Claus. Dept of Homeland Security was placed on alert. At 2:30am Central Time, the DHS reports they successfully shot down a flying object trying to illegally enter US air space near Canada/US border. A massive manhunt is underway to find Santa Claus near the crash site.

nnalert have called for the President to deploy Seal Team 6 to kill this illegal immigrant. The nnalert have called upon Canada to provide Free Health Care to Santa Claus since he technically entered from their borders. The Tea Party is trying to find the reindeer so they can have a feast.

A small group of children witnessed the whole incident were quoted yelling "They Killed Kenny !!"

The President made a statement claiming it was a group of protesters and not terrorists who attacked Santa Claus.

Fox News is reporting Snowden claims "There was no way Corporate America was going to allow the American people to get something free that they weren't getting some kickback from."

Merry Christmas everyone and let's remember the greatest gifts of all: peace, love and hope....they are all free without taxation.
 
(quoted from post at 21:35:22 12/25/13) A friend wrote the following story and posted on facebook this morning. It's all in fun and not meant to offend anyone. Merry Christmas.


BREAKING NEWS CNN---The NSA intercepted millions of messages concerning a suspected terrorist going by the code name Santa Claus. Dept of Homeland Security was placed on alert. At 2:30am Central Time, the DHS reports they successfully shot down a flying object trying to illegally enter US air space near Canada/US border. A massive manhunt is underway to find Santa Claus near the crash site.

nnalert have called for the President to deploy Seal Team 6 to kill this illegal immigrant. The nnalert have called upon Canada to provide Free Health Care to Santa Claus since he technically entered from their borders. The Tea Party is trying to find the reindeer so they can have a feast.

A small group of children witnessed the whole incident were quoted yelling "They Killed Kenny !!"

The President made a statement claiming it was a group of protesters and not terrorists who attacked Santa Claus.

Fox News is reporting Snowden claims "There was no way Corporate America was going to allow the American people to get something free that they weren't getting some kickback from."

Merry Christmas everyone and let's remember the greatest gifts of all: peace, love and hope....they are all free without taxation.

Good point Santa would technically be an illegal immigrant.
And his elves are stealing jobs from hardworking toy company employees.
I will bet he even pays NO taxes!
 

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