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jon f mn

jon f mn

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At the risk of offending anyone, I heard one that made me chuckle yesterday: One neighbor calls up his next door neighbor and says. "Your boy has been writing his name in the snow!" The next door neighbor says, "Heck, Charlie, we grew up together and you know all boys do that at some point. What are you so riled about?" First neighbor says, "It's in my daughter's handwriting!"
 
[i:654c4848f0]I don't have a problem with caffeine, I have a problem without it. [/i:654c4848f0]

Precisely. I don't smoke, I don't drink, my wife won't let me mess around with painted wimmens, and my doctor won't let me eat.

If they come to take away my coffee, there's gonna be blood shed.
 
I smoke ceegars, drink a ton of coffee and chase painted wimmens...first two I seem to be much better at.....
 
That reminds me Larry, you never did tell us about that new "love nest" you discovered on Thanksgiving day. ??

Come on, you can tell us. We're your friends.
 
Man goes to doctor, run down, no energy. Doctor examines him, asks a few questions about his lifestyle, thinks it over and says,'Well, your main problem is just too much wine, women, and song, you have to give up something!" The man thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I never could sing very well anyway.
 
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