OT Little funny this mornin.

jon f mn

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You're gonna have to dig pretty hard to beat the "reverse semi" pic you posted the other day. That was a classic!

This one, of course, is just another typical day in the big city, cabbie and his bodyguard waitin' for a fare.
 
Okay , am I the only one who doesn"t get it ? anyone out there to explain it to me? I can be a little dense. Bill
 
This is a thing that has been going around with Chuck Norris. Things like "when Chuck does pushups the earth moves", Or "Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas". Putting on that he is the toughest guy in the world, which I don't disagree with. It's maybe for a younger crowd.
 
The best way I know to explain it is this. One Chuck Norris never seems to really age, then, in his movies Chuck Norris always seems to be invincible. Basically he can do everything better and faster than anyone else, he can take on an army and come out the only man standing. In other words, the end result is that Chuck Norris is the best and can't be beat, so when it comes to pushups, he can't just do 100, or 10,000, or 100,000 pushups, instead he can simply do ALL of them..........Don't know if that actually explains it fully, or the absolute right way, but you get the idea..........
 
Nobody delivers a roundhouse kick like Chuck. We watch an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger once in a while just to see how many roundhouse kicks he would get in.
 
Kind of a cult type following. I am of that age group I guess by default. As others have said, due to his movie roles, he appears as the baddest man in the world. Lots of "facts" have been developed to demonstrate how tough he is...

Such as,
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the $h!t out of it.

Rick
Chuck Norris Facts
 
(quoted from post at 17:26:30 11/20/13) Nobody delivers a roundhouse kick like Chuck. We watch an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger once in a while just to see how many roundhouse kicks he would get in.

And if he misses, the guy just stands there until Chucky gets it right.
 

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