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37chief

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I saw a bumper sticker a couple days ago that said. (If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?) I thought it was funny. Stan
 
I agree with you 37Chief. I have a tee shirt that says that. Some people laugh when they read it & some don't think it is a bit funny.
 
One of my favorites is, "Keep America Beautiful-Put A Litterbag Over Your Head".

Or, "Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window".

"Help Preserve Wildlife. Throw A Party Tonight".
 
"If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?"

Because you need to have a tourist hunting license issued from the state you intend to shoot tourists in.
 
Gee that was one of the problems in Florida in the early 90's tourists were getting shot. Seems the local low lifes figured out tourists getting off of airplanes were probably unarmed, and thus a lot safer to shoot. Seems the locals tended to have guns, the dirtbags didn't much care for shooting folks that might shoot back.
 
A long time ago I saw bumper stickers that said "Reality is for people who can't handle drugs" and "Smuggling: it's not a job, it's an adventure". Both might as well have said "Officer search this vehicle".
 
I had an exceedingly ratty '65 Chevy pickup at one time.

I don't normally do bumper stickers, but a "friend" at work bought me one I just couldn't resist.

It said "This is NOT an abandoned vehicle".
 
Bumper sticker I saw in Claremore OK;
If You Can"t Laugh - Live - Love, Then Just
Raise - Aim - Shoot."
 
A local contractor had bumper stickers on his trucks that said: Welfare should be as hard to get as a building permit.

My nephews were always pranking each other. One of them had a bumper sticker made and placed on the other's truck. It said: Charter member gay rights organization.
The one that had the sticker made ended up with some bruises.
 
Jim, A couple from the other end of Dow Rd!
"If Dolly Parton was a farmer, she'd be flat busted too!"
"Don't criticize farmers with your mouth full!"
RIP Woody
 
Saw one on the bumper of a truck the other day and I laughed my Ace off. Had a picture of external_link and beside his picture it said "Does this Ace make my truck look big!"
 
so tru ... uncle had serveral ,,, DRIVE LIKE H E LL , YOU WILL GET THERE ,, another was IF YOU ARE SO SMART WHY AINT YOU RICH ,, Honk! IF YOU ARE HOR N Y! ...sounds like fun ... but my wife thought it was a little distasteful ... son came home from school one day with my truck and handed me the re bel flag plate that the p owner had left on my 76 ford , he had been drivin to school ... principal asked him to remove it ... aint that a load of s --t
 
Couple German tourists got killed driving the airport rental car that the thieves targeted. One of the same crew next week targeted another rental car with tourists- but this time it was Georgia people returning car or something and the man and wife both had concealed carry permits that Florida was also honoring. Killer of the German tourist statement from prison hospital bed was "unfair of tourists to carry guns, made it as dangerous as attacking local Cubans"- his 2 partners had been killed in the attempt to rob the Grorgia couple, he had half his intestines removed and a kidney from treatment for gunshot wounds, might have had a testicle also removed- defender did a center of mass drill triple shot- but was a foot or so low. Florida changed their license plate protocal for rentals to make it harder to figure out rentals, make it harder for carjackers to spot. Seems carjackings down by over half since the concealed carry laws in effect, smart car jackers doing something else, real dumb ones are dead or in prison. RN
 
I put a bumper sticker on a friend's truck that said "TOBACCO CHEWER-PASS WITH CARE".

A bumper sticker I had on one of my cars said "If mamma aint happy, aint nobody happy"
 
(quoted from post at 15:21:40 11/12/13) Jim, A couple from the other end of Dow Rd!
"If Dolly Parton was a farmer, she'd be flat busted too!"
"Don't criticize farmers with your mouth full!"
RIP Woody
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Ha! Saw that first one on the wall up at Ted's!
 
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Earth First! We'll log the rest of the planets later.

Blondes are NOT dumb! (Joke is, you put the sticker on upside down)

We had this one on our '56 VW back in the day- "Don't honk! I'm pedaling as fast as I can."
 
Always wanted to have some made up that said

I DRIVE A LIFTED TRUCK TO COMPENSATE FOR MY TINY PE---

Then sneak around downtown and put em on all the lifted rigs >;-)

Ben
 
it takes studs to build houses

GOD, Guts and Guns will keep this country free

A STRONG Family and a GOOD Education
THat is Americas ONLY FUTURE
 
On a trailer I pull behind my Harley "Remember when se x was safe and motorcycles were dangerous?"

On the back of my business cards, "Always Do Right. This Will Gratify Some People and Astonish the Rest" Mark Twain

And on an old car, "Don't sweat the petty things. Just pet the sweaty things."
 
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