Aliens in Missouri????

BIG RUH

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Just read a news update where lady rancher has been having cattle mutilated by some one or something. Just takes the tongue, an ear and the udder. This has been happening for about 2 years now. At first she thought it might be a teen prank. Now she leaning towards aliens. This is in Old's neck of the woods, Henry County.
Maybe they're needing their space ship repaired?
 
Around here they just drive around and shoot animals for awhile; then they move on to shooting humans.
 
Henry country is a ways away from me. I am up at the Lake of the Ozarks Camden country. But we shoot guns here enough that I do not think they would try to come my way with out calling ahead LOL
 
The same thing happened around here back in the 80's. The aliens were eventually caught trying to fly off in their old chevy truck. They were given free room and board courtesy of the state.
 
I would say that SSS would apply to "aliens" as well as assorted varmints etc.

Not like anyone would actually miss them. Not from 33 trillion miles away. Which is about the average distance between our respective spheres of civilization....
 
All this talk of looking for intelligent life forms on other planets is funny. If there intelligent beings out there, do you really think they would keep coming to earth? It is getting harder every day to find intelligent life forms here on earth. Now if they thought it might be "Big Foot" doing this to the cattle, I hear they want to use those drones to look for Big Foot. Here might be the place to start looking.
 
Cattle mutilation stories go back to at least the mid-1970s. To date, no one has presented plausible evidence of an extraterrestrial origin, nor is there any credible evidence to support the various wild theories surrounding mutilations (government agents in black helicopters, black-robed satanists, etc.). Too bad, because most of these reports come from exceptionally boring parts of the country that could use a little excitement.

Growing up in northeastern Colorado, I asked the local veterinarian, who had examined several alleged multilation cases, what he thought about the various theories. "Bunch of nonsense. It was predators." To this day, I've heard nothing to contradict him.
 
I say when they catch them to just make them walk though down town St Louis after dark if they are still alive after walking two miles, then they can stay out of jail.
 
I drive in your area every time I go to the V.A. Hospital in Columbia bout 6 times a year. Hwy 5 to Hwy 54 to Hwy 63 to Stadium to the V.A. hospital
 

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