Fence building at 10pm sucks.....but the laughs were worth it!
The screaming sound of a "ricer" at full song....cows evacuating to higher ground....steam rising over the creek bottom....not a soul in sight....wtf......it's sundown and my day is over, so I go back to my computer....and then the phone rings.....
Red lights flashing on the road at 10pm.....ambulance and sheriff vehicles can only mean on thing at this hour.....some a$$hole tore out my fence again...all hands on deck!
So I hop in the gator, (wish I had grabbed the camera) arrive at the scene, fence is gone at the "ditch" and the State Patrol pulls up and promptly asks me if I am the land owner and do I have Insurance.....say what?? where's the dawn car??
Seems "Daisy Duke" went on a bender and without the Duke boys.....I never heard the "yee haw" when she jumped the ditch at the end of my driveway....after running down my fence....drove 200+ feet across my bottom and went for all the gold....landing in the big creek....parking it perfectly diagonal across the creek, nose in the water and a$$ in the bank...
That poor little Cavalier was no match for the General Lee....so we got to watch her do the ballet on the double yellow line under the lights of Ohio's finest....while we put the 5 strands of barb wire back on the fence....I'll get the 2 posts later today.
The screaming sound of a "ricer" at full song....cows evacuating to higher ground....steam rising over the creek bottom....not a soul in sight....wtf......it's sundown and my day is over, so I go back to my computer....and then the phone rings.....
Red lights flashing on the road at 10pm.....ambulance and sheriff vehicles can only mean on thing at this hour.....some a$$hole tore out my fence again...all hands on deck!
So I hop in the gator, (wish I had grabbed the camera) arrive at the scene, fence is gone at the "ditch" and the State Patrol pulls up and promptly asks me if I am the land owner and do I have Insurance.....say what?? where's the dawn car??
Seems "Daisy Duke" went on a bender and without the Duke boys.....I never heard the "yee haw" when she jumped the ditch at the end of my driveway....after running down my fence....drove 200+ feet across my bottom and went for all the gold....landing in the big creek....parking it perfectly diagonal across the creek, nose in the water and a$$ in the bank...
That poor little Cavalier was no match for the General Lee....so we got to watch her do the ballet on the double yellow line under the lights of Ohio's finest....while we put the 5 strands of barb wire back on the fence....I'll get the 2 posts later today.
