Anonymous-0
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Barry Davison wanted the story of John Deere gitting married.
Here is the story I wrote back in the 1980s,
The words that are capitalize in the sentence are the names of the tractors, most are long gone, and a lot of people never heard of them. I hope there is enough room for the story.
John Deere had a New Idea and fell in Love with Allis Charmers, the Diamond he gave her was kept in a Long, Gray,Case,They got married on a Friday,that made his Hart-Par, and is a Happy Farmer, with Common-Sense. He will be able to Farmall the Empire. They will live in Moline, Illinois. They had several wedding guest. Oliver marched in his Acme boots from Fox-River, Wisconcin to claim the Victory of being promoted from Field-Marshall to General.
Massey-Harris wuz glad Wallis was elected governor of Dixieland.He and Altman &Taylor took the Liberty of sending a White, Bullock C.O.D. on the Red River Special. That soared like a Phoenix to Montana on the way through Minneapolis with a stop in LaCrosse.
Mr. Blumberg of Bethlahem said, Use Bean as Bates to catch a Bear and Chase off the Wolverine with a Bulldog.
The Cake wuz brought by Mrs. Adams, who is a Champion, Baker. She Burn-Oil in her Coleman and uses Ajax in her Electric, Maytag.
They had turtle soup from a Snapper, Mr. Holt gave them his Best,Caterpillar. Winonia, the Prairie Queen, wuz there from Waterloo, Ford'son came down from the Twin Cities and gave them a new Ford.
The Reeves boys couldn't be thar because Toro the Bull got hold of a Buckeye, that they threw at an Eagle, that was Lion, on a Post trying to catch a Parrett, They and Otto, went to Port Huron, in his Olds, On the way thar they drank too much Sterling and started acting like a Savage.
Russel, wuz thar, he brought a new Avery, and pulled it behind his Plymouth. The reception was held down by the crick, when someone said, what is that a floating out thar? I said, "Thats a Garr" Scott!. He left early for Rock Island, to catch a bus to Quincy, to see Mr Ferguson, who has the Yellow Fever.
Mr and Mrs. Lawson from Hesston, were driving a Centaur, their present to them wuz a Planter Jr.,instead of a Midland Dandy Boy. When Indian Chief Oawantona, got an inviiation to the wedding he said, "Eureka" to the Choremaster, we will go to Springfield and buy them a Cub-Cadet, they are built with Simplicity.
John Blue is a Dill, he said we should elect the groom to be the Leader of the Plowman, Cameron, who is Silver-King of Flour-City said, "In order to be an Earthmaster, you have to be a Monarch, with Pioneer spirit like a Puritan, from Pennsylvania, sstay Versital and strong as Samson.
Grahm Bradley made a Bolt, from Cleveland, and wound up in Columbus, Ohio but should have went through Detroit, because the Big-Four, was starting a Co-Op, and were going to sell Cockshutt tractors instead of Internationals.
The Standard Charter Co., at Peoria is owned by Sawyer-Massey Co. They are going to Kick Gonnerman if he doesn't git out on the Interstate and take the newlyweds the Brockway he bought in Indiana.
Mr. Rumbly wuz invited, so he had to Advance, from Buffalo Pitts, to present them with a new Brillion, The Big-Dutchman, from Holland wuz there with a Harvestor,.In the Surge, of things DeLaval, said,"watch that Lantz or you will meet your Waterloo,Boy."
Nichols Shepard, and his wife went in their new Essex, but he had to Heider, when she lost her Shaw,.
When they got to Dubuque, there wuz a Geiser, and Mr.Dissinger, had to Steiger all the way to Depue, Mr. Denning, should have been riding his Cushman,.
Huber, Gibson, from Morton, took them to Emerson-Brantingham, but on the way he ran over a Bush-Hog, that was aftyer a Beaver, in the Woods,.
Attending also wuz David-Bradley, and his wife Gehl, from New Holland. They said Dain, isn't goin to Badger, them into going through Syracuse, to buy a Lawn-Boy when a Wheel Horse from Kewanee, and a New Osborn, they bought from Mr Bolen, could be traded to Mr. Kincaid, for a Troy-Bilt,.
Someone asked, "Where ya'l going on honeymoon?"
They replied, " We are going to Fairbanks,"Morse,"
Here is the story I wrote back in the 1980s,
The words that are capitalize in the sentence are the names of the tractors, most are long gone, and a lot of people never heard of them. I hope there is enough room for the story.
John Deere had a New Idea and fell in Love with Allis Charmers, the Diamond he gave her was kept in a Long, Gray,Case,They got married on a Friday,that made his Hart-Par, and is a Happy Farmer, with Common-Sense. He will be able to Farmall the Empire. They will live in Moline, Illinois. They had several wedding guest. Oliver marched in his Acme boots from Fox-River, Wisconcin to claim the Victory of being promoted from Field-Marshall to General.
Massey-Harris wuz glad Wallis was elected governor of Dixieland.He and Altman &Taylor took the Liberty of sending a White, Bullock C.O.D. on the Red River Special. That soared like a Phoenix to Montana on the way through Minneapolis with a stop in LaCrosse.
Mr. Blumberg of Bethlahem said, Use Bean as Bates to catch a Bear and Chase off the Wolverine with a Bulldog.
The Cake wuz brought by Mrs. Adams, who is a Champion, Baker. She Burn-Oil in her Coleman and uses Ajax in her Electric, Maytag.
They had turtle soup from a Snapper, Mr. Holt gave them his Best,Caterpillar. Winonia, the Prairie Queen, wuz there from Waterloo, Ford'son came down from the Twin Cities and gave them a new Ford.
The Reeves boys couldn't be thar because Toro the Bull got hold of a Buckeye, that they threw at an Eagle, that was Lion, on a Post trying to catch a Parrett, They and Otto, went to Port Huron, in his Olds, On the way thar they drank too much Sterling and started acting like a Savage.
Russel, wuz thar, he brought a new Avery, and pulled it behind his Plymouth. The reception was held down by the crick, when someone said, what is that a floating out thar? I said, "Thats a Garr" Scott!. He left early for Rock Island, to catch a bus to Quincy, to see Mr Ferguson, who has the Yellow Fever.
Mr and Mrs. Lawson from Hesston, were driving a Centaur, their present to them wuz a Planter Jr.,instead of a Midland Dandy Boy. When Indian Chief Oawantona, got an inviiation to the wedding he said, "Eureka" to the Choremaster, we will go to Springfield and buy them a Cub-Cadet, they are built with Simplicity.
John Blue is a Dill, he said we should elect the groom to be the Leader of the Plowman, Cameron, who is Silver-King of Flour-City said, "In order to be an Earthmaster, you have to be a Monarch, with Pioneer spirit like a Puritan, from Pennsylvania, sstay Versital and strong as Samson.
Grahm Bradley made a Bolt, from Cleveland, and wound up in Columbus, Ohio but should have went through Detroit, because the Big-Four, was starting a Co-Op, and were going to sell Cockshutt tractors instead of Internationals.
The Standard Charter Co., at Peoria is owned by Sawyer-Massey Co. They are going to Kick Gonnerman if he doesn't git out on the Interstate and take the newlyweds the Brockway he bought in Indiana.
Mr. Rumbly wuz invited, so he had to Advance, from Buffalo Pitts, to present them with a new Brillion, The Big-Dutchman, from Holland wuz there with a Harvestor,.In the Surge, of things DeLaval, said,"watch that Lantz or you will meet your Waterloo,Boy."
Nichols Shepard, and his wife went in their new Essex, but he had to Heider, when she lost her Shaw,.
When they got to Dubuque, there wuz a Geiser, and Mr.Dissinger, had to Steiger all the way to Depue, Mr. Denning, should have been riding his Cushman,.
Huber, Gibson, from Morton, took them to Emerson-Brantingham, but on the way he ran over a Bush-Hog, that was aftyer a Beaver, in the Woods,.
Attending also wuz David-Bradley, and his wife Gehl, from New Holland. They said Dain, isn't goin to Badger, them into going through Syracuse, to buy a Lawn-Boy when a Wheel Horse from Kewanee, and a New Osborn, they bought from Mr Bolen, could be traded to Mr. Kincaid, for a Troy-Bilt,.
Someone asked, "Where ya'l going on honeymoon?"
They replied, " We are going to Fairbanks,"Morse,"
