Joke for the day

Man goes to the doctor and finds out he needs a brain transplant. Doctor says the good news is there are three brains in the brain bank.The first one belonged to a doctor and cost $50000. The second brain belonged to a lawyer and costs $75000 The third one belonged to a truck driver and costs $150000 says the doctor. Holy man says the guy, Whys the truckers brain cost so much? The doctor replies , Because it was never used!!!
Ok before to truckers beat me up on here. I drive truck and heard it from an old trucker..haha
 
If it's a politician's brain, you'd be better off stickin your head up your A!

I heard a punch line, today, won;t tell the joke. And the boy scout says relax, father, the worlds smartest politician just jumped out the door, with my knapsack!
 

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