USDA in Action

pat sublett

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The U.S. Department of Agriculture was called in to investigate about 200 dead crows near Topeka, Kansas and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. They hired a Bird Pathologist to examine the remains of all the crows & all were relieved when he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, but only 2% were killed by an impact with a car. The State then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kill. The Ornithological Behaviourist determined the cause in short order. When crows eat road kill, they always set-up a look-out Crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.
His conclusion was that the lookout crows could only say "Cah", and none of them were able to say, "Truck."
Have a nice day...
 
The crows couldn't say truck."
Do you know why most Dutch names start with VAN?



I guess its cause they can't spell truk.
 
Wonder if these people will be the first ones to lose their jobs when the 'spending cut' happens this week. There are alot of things that happen with the gov't that cost us money that could have been used elsewhere.
 
Unfortunately,they would only loose their jobs in the same ratio as food inspectors. The cuts are a percentage cut across the board,so if it's 5 percent,then 5 percent of the crow counters and five precent of inspectors.
 
This showed up somewhere else on the forum a few days ago. So, it's not new, just different title. It's still funny.

Mark
 

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