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John A.

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Guys the Story goes like this....
A Texas D.P.S. Trooper stops a Fellow for speeding Out in West Texas along I-20.
He ask for the mans Drivers License and Insurance form.
The man hands him his D.L., Ins. Form, and CHL permit.
the Trooper ask,,,,Are you carrying Now Sir?
The man reply's... Yes Sir Officer!
I have a 9 mm Berreta in a shoulder holster,
a 357 Colt in my belt holster,
A 1911 Colt 45 Army in the glove-box,
Then there is AR-15 there in the backseat,
and lastly a Browning Auto 12 gauge in the trunk!
The Trooper then ask.....
My Goodness Son What are you afraid of????
The Man reply s....Not a Damm Thing!!!!!
OBTW... the The trooper wrote the man a warning as sent him along his way!!!!
Later,
John A.
 
A trucker was driving a load of cattle along a Texas highway, when he had a steering tire blow out. Ended up rolling the rig, ended up jacknifed up against a bridge abutment, half hanging out the cab door, with a broken leg. Texas state trooper walks up, looking at all the dead cows, and sees a wounded cow, with a broken leg, asks the driver what's wrong with this cow, Driver says, he's got a busted leg. WHABLAM, trooper shoots the cow dead! Asks the driver about each of the remaining cows, each time the answer is the same, WHABLAM, he shoots the hurt cow. Finally the trooper asks the driver, What's the matter with you, son? Driver says not a dam n thing, officer!
 
A bull hauler was running a few extra MPH up 55 out of Memphis when an Arkansas state trooper pulls in behind with his lights on. So the trucker speeds up, and once they get another 3-4 cars chasing him, he finally pulls over. When they ask him what he was doing, he said that his wife ran off with an Arkansas state trooper a couple months ago, and was afraid he was trying to bring her back.
 
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