10. Your own Brother you've been having dump contests with since you were three threatens to throw you out of his house for ripping one in front of his wife. Check!
9. Your Boy Scout leader shakes you awake to tell you to stop passing gas in your sleep. Check again!
8. You are staying in a hunting cabin 30 feet long and it's below freezing. You're sleeping by the stove and everyone else is sleeping on the opposite side of the cabin. The cold side!
7. When you make a full bird Marine Corp Colonel sleep outside in his truck in December!
6. When you can make the dog jump off the bed and leave the room!
5. When you can make the cat leave the room, usually after she gives you the most undignified look as if her litter box don't stink!
4. When your best friend unbuckles his child and holds him half way out the window "so he won't get lung cancer."
3. When you can wake someone out of a dead sleep and they think the building is on fire! Done to me, actually!
2. When you can make someone go back into a bathroom they just used because the air is worse in the rest of the house.
1. When you gas your friend's dog, and 10 years later, you are reunited and he looks at you and bites your knee!
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9. Your Boy Scout leader shakes you awake to tell you to stop passing gas in your sleep. Check again!
8. You are staying in a hunting cabin 30 feet long and it's below freezing. You're sleeping by the stove and everyone else is sleeping on the opposite side of the cabin. The cold side!
7. When you make a full bird Marine Corp Colonel sleep outside in his truck in December!
6. When you can make the dog jump off the bed and leave the room!
5. When you can make the cat leave the room, usually after she gives you the most undignified look as if her litter box don't stink!
4. When your best friend unbuckles his child and holds him half way out the window "so he won't get lung cancer."
3. When you can wake someone out of a dead sleep and they think the building is on fire! Done to me, actually!
2. When you can make someone go back into a bathroom they just used because the air is worse in the rest of the house.
1. When you gas your friend's dog, and 10 years later, you are reunited and he looks at you and bites your knee!
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