joke for a day o/t

A blonde was weed-a-whacking her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat, who was hiding in the grass.
She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to WAL-MART!
Why WAL-MART?
HELLOOOOOOOOO!
WALMART is the largest re-tailer in the world!

good one Bob....groan....

I agree with Larry on the groan, and submit the above.

As a trucker stops for a red light on the street a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!"
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.
As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window.
Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it,
he says............
"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter and I'm driving the bl**dy Salt spreading lorry ...................."
LOL....Sam

Oh, I thought she was saving the tail, for a cat-a ss-trophy!

A state trooper noticed a car weaving as it was going down the road. He pulled up beside the car and noticed this blond driver was crocheting a garment. He hollered to her, "PULL OVER!" She quickly responded, "No, it's a shawl".