OT/silly joke

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Nancy Howell

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• Oct 31, 2012

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What do you call a cow with no legs?



What do you call a cow with only 3 legs?



Answers will be posted later.

 

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ShadetreeRet

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• Oct 31, 2012

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Trembling with anticipation! LOL

 

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Anonymous-0

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• Oct 31, 2012

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A. Cowpile B. stool ? You said silly! Prize?

 

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rustacres sd

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• Oct 31, 2012

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no legs - Nothing. Won't come anyway.
3 legs - lean beef.

 

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Anonymous-0

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• Oct 31, 2012

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first one= don#t call it nuthin cause it won#t come anyway......

 

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don t-9n180179

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• Oct 31, 2012

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"What do you call a cow with no legs?"....
Ground beef??

 

SweetFeet

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• Oct 31, 2012

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Thinking maybe rustedacres SD has both answers.

 

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Nancy Howell

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• Oct 31, 2012

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Congrats to Don t for the correct answer to the first joke - ground beef.

Congrats to Rusted for the correct answer to the second one - lean beef.

Here's another one - When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?

 

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samn40

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• Oct 31, 2012

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And what can a cow do that a woman can not?

 

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JerryS

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• Oct 31, 2012

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It don't matter----he ain't comin'.

 

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Greg K

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• Oct 31, 2012

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You got me. What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the bottom of a hole? Doug (or Phil)
No arms or legs laying in front of a door? Matt.

 

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Nancy Howell

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• Oct 31, 2012

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When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?


When you"re a mouse.

 

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Dachshund

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• Oct 31, 2012

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A cow can stand in water up to her *knobbies* without getting her hind end wet.....

 

old popper

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• Oct 31, 2012

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A man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves........Russell

 

old popper

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• Oct 31, 2012

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What do you call a deaf dog? Makes no difference, won't come anyway.

 

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rrlund

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• Oct 31, 2012

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What do you call a waitress with one leg?

Illene.

What do you call a one legged waitress in a Chinese resturant?

Irene.

 

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Anonymous-0

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• Oct 31, 2012

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My dog with no legs. I named him cigarette .. every evening I take him out for a drag.

 

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Skybo

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• Oct 31, 2012

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What do you call guy who had had both arms and both legs amputated but still plays 4 muscical instruments at once.......Stump the Band

 

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thesmoothedeere

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• Oct 31, 2012

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lol

 

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dbernie

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• Oct 31, 2012

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These are gettin' bad:
So what does a ballerina missin a leg wear?
a 'one-one'

Got it? not a tu-tu?

 

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dbernie

Member

• Oct 31, 2012

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So what did the four coyotes, each missin a leg,
say when they walked up to ya?

I don't know, friend, but I have some friends in
white coats that will take you to a real nice place
for you to relax awhile...

Gettin worse, stop me...

 

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oldtanker

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• Oct 31, 2012

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(quoted from post at 20:56:43 10/31/12) So what did the four coyotes, each missin a leg,
say when they walked up to ya?

I don't know, friend, but I have some friends in
white coats that will take you to a real nice place
for you to relax awhile...

Gettin worse, stop me...

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LOL in the early 2000's I was commuting 95 miles one way every day. Saw a lot of wildlife. Every day at supper I'd tell my wife and daughter what I had seen........my daughter started teasing me about all of my "imaginary animal friends" and suggesting that I could get help for that.

Rick

 

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shinnery

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• Nov 1, 2012

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What do you call where a one legged waitress works?


IHOP


Bryce

 

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SouthernFarmall

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• Nov 1, 2012

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pond?

Bob.