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Why Parents Drink
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>>>>A father passing by his son"s bedroom
was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything
was picked up. Then he saw an
>>>>Envelope, propped up prominently
on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad."
>>>>
>>>>With the worst
premonition he opened the
envelope
>>>>with trembling hands and read the letter.
>>>>
>>>>Dear Dad:
>>>>
>>>>It is with great regret and sorrow that
I"m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I
wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
>>>>
>>>>I have been
finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
>>>>
>>>>But I
knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing,
tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much
older than I am. But it" s not only the passion...Dad she"s
pregnant.
>>>>
>>>>Stacy said that we will be very happy.
>>>>
>>>>She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many
more children.
>>>>
>>>>Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that
marijuana doesn"t really hurt anyone.
>>>>We"ll be growing it for
ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby
for cocaine and ecstasy.
>>>>
>>>>In the meantime we will pray that
science will find a cure for AIDS
so
>>>>Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
>>>>
>>>>Don"t worry Dad. I"m 15 and I know how to take care of
myself.
>>>>
>>>>Someday I"m sure that we will be back to visit so
that you can
>>>>get to know your grandchildren.
>>>>
>>>>Love, Your Son John
>>>>
>>>>PS. Dad, none of the above is
true. I"m over at Tommy"s house.
>>>>
>>>>I Just wanted to remind
you that there are worse things in life than a Report card That"s
in my center desk drawer.
>>>>
>>>>I love you.
>>>>
>>>>Call me when
it"s safe to come
home.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>

bobs old iron,
That's funny!
Does give perspective too.

That is the best I have read. Should make one up for the wife. Ha Ha. Might not make it to 44 year. She might not say it is ok to come home. Ha Ha

not only funny, but true, we spend too much time frettin on things that we wont remember 5-10 years

That's funny....I always use to be careful around my kids with language, cause I didn't want them cussing like a soldier ....er thier dad :shock: ....LOL. My 2nd son called me the other day because my 9 year old grand son got sent home with a note because he had been using swear words at school . He wanted to know what to do about it :? . I told him to wash his mouth out with soap :idea: ......not my grand sons ....his own cause I know where Conner has been learning it from :shock: !

Rick

Now that was funny !!

GOOD ONE!
(From Dad of a 15 year old daughter)

That's good. There is a sign in our local truck parts place I like as well.It says.



"Raising children is like being picked to death by Chickens"

Ron

Or "Raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a wall"