Road sign

Anonymous-0 · Sep 24, 2012

Did you hear bout the guys that were going bear hunting?> Well just befor they got to the camp they seen a sign that said Bear Left! so they truned around and came home.

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ShadetreeRet · Sep 24, 2012

Well, that brought out a chuckle! I didn't know anyone paid any attention to road signs anymore.

Anonymous-0 · Sep 24, 2012

The bears left.

Anonymous-0 · Sep 24, 2012

kinda loses it when ya hafta xplain don't it!

Anonymous-0 · Sep 24, 2012

Kinda feel bad for him alright. Them dang road signs have got Me lost before.

Dave in GA · Sep 24, 2012

How about when driving around this summer with the temperatures over 100 and seeing signs on bridges reading WATCH FOR ICE.

Walt Davies · Sep 24, 2012

In one Safeway parking lot two signs.
1. NO OVER NIGHT PARKING PROHIBITED
2. DO NOT ENTER ENTRANCE ONLY

Walt

Walt Davies · Sep 24, 2012

Forgot the best one.
At a stop sign in town
RIGHT TURN PERMITED WITHOUT STOPPING.
OH on the other 3 signs there is nothing to inform you about this.

Walt

pat sublett · Sep 24, 2012

He is kind of like the little blond clerk at the hardwaqre store. I told her the blond joke where someone ask the blond why she named her dogs Rolex and Timex, she said duh! they are watch dogs. The clerk said "I don't get it"

rustygreen · Sep 24, 2012

Got a ticket yesterday.
I wanted to go straight ahead,
BUT the sign said NO U TURN.

Dachshund · Sep 25, 2012

I asked my blonde niece -

"Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen sink?"

"I dunno...."

Because that's where you ALWAYS wash the vegetables!"

"......uh......I don't get it........"

HillsofTn · Sep 25, 2012

Road signs with directional arrows used to bother me - until my friend with Gypsy heritage explained that they are only "suggestion arrows" and didn"r really have the force of law behind them. When you just choose the direction YOU think is best, it sure simplifies things!

(Come to think of it, he generally considered ALL laws as suggestions rather than absolutes. He also says that the nnalert didn"t invent "share the wealth" programs. He noted the Gypsies had practiced that for years, but much more efficiently, because they cut out the middleman (the tax departments) and just stole directly from the haves - rather than having the government steal for them.)

I would share a few other prime Gypsy philosophies, but they might not be politically correct and I sure don"t want to get this thread zapped.

Anonymous-0 · Sep 25, 2012

I know what State it was iiiiiinnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dave Sherburne NY · Sep 25, 2012

Saw a sign in Michigan a few years ago.
DO NOT PASS WHEN ONCOMING TRAFFIC IS PRESENT
Makes one wonder about MI. drivers or maybe it was for out of state drivers

Anonymous-0 · Sep 25, 2012

(quoted from post at 20:14:23 09/24/12) He is kind of like the little blond clerk at the hardwaqre store. I told her the blond joke where someone ask the blond why she named her dogs Rolex and Timex, she said duh! they are watch dogs. The clerk said "I don't get it"

Blind guy walks into a bar and says "Hey bartender, wanna hear a blond joke"????? Bartender says "Mister, I'm about 285 pounds and blond, the two bouncers at the door are blond, my wife is blond and meaner than a snake with PMS, and the big guy settin next to you is blond..... Now, are you sure you wanna tell that joke"???

Blind guy says "Hell no, thanks for warning me!! Sure didn't wanna have to explain it 5 times......."

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