Got the wife a new car! (pic)

oldtanker · Sep 10, 2012

2012 model!

Rick

Dick2 · Sep 10, 2012

Yah, right. That'll go over like a lead balloon.

PJH · Sep 10, 2012

You'll get six more weeks of cold shoulder if she sees this post.

SweetFeet · Sep 10, 2012

old tanker,
You should probably never buy your wife a new car like that. Now she'll probably just take it out and beat the thing (on your head). LOL, great sense of humor.

oldtanker · Sep 10, 2012

True story.....

While stationed at Ft KNox Ky my wife and I went shopping on a day off while the kids were in school. She pushed the cart past the mop and broom display, then said "I need a new broom will you go back and get me one?". I went a picked out the type of broom she likes and carried it through the store, stopping everone we got close to and saying, "look! Look! My wife is buying a new car!".....she then lied to me yet again (the first one being "I promise to love honor and OBEY") and said "I'm never going shopping with you again". :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Rick

gtractorfan · Sep 10, 2012

Man, some guys gots nerve!

wisbaker · Sep 10, 2012

SWMBO is also SWYSNPO, remember that or the family
version "Happy Wife=Happy Life"

oldtanker · Sep 10, 2012

Guess I should say she has been putting up with me for darn near 39 years.....

Rick

BDT in Minnesota · Sep 10, 2012

maybe you could get my mother-in-law to teach you how to drive it...

bill mart · Sep 10, 2012

got a chuckle out of me! bill

snoopnc · Sep 10, 2012

Nice knowing you oldtanker....when did you say the funeral is to be?

oldtanker · Sep 10, 2012

(quoted from post at 10:13:04 09/10/12) Nice knowing you oldtanker....when did you say the funeral is to be?

Funeral? :? What funeral :? ???? She's still alive! :shock: :shock:

Rick

JDB · Sep 10, 2012

She must not read your posts

James Howell · Sep 10, 2012

Thanks for the reminder; I almost forgot.

Always get my former wife a new ride every Halloween.

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Seems to wear it out sharing the ride with her mother.

oldtanker · Sep 10, 2012

(quoted from post at 10:50:15 09/10/12) She must not read your posts

Hey I never say anything about her that I don't say in front of her!

Rick

preacherman · Sep 10, 2012

Looks like you got her the one seater sport model. It should give her a few years of good service. Got my wife one last year, she don't drive it much. I don't think she likes it as well as I thought she would. I drive it most of the time. She say's, you bought you drive it! lol

donjr · Sep 10, 2012

Got my war department one of the new deluxe versions last spring. Got her a Dirt Devil. Worked real good until she reached the end of the cord.......

Mark - IN. · Sep 10, 2012

You know? When I was a kid, I would go grocery shopping with my mother, and from time to time she would pick up those paddle ball games. You know, the paddle with the red ball stuck to them with some kind of rubber band? So, we would get home and I would go digging through the sacks trying to find them, but never would. Mom always handed me the red rubber ball and ask, "Looking for this?", to which I always asked "Where is the paddle part?". That's when she always said, "Don't worry, when you are bad, you will find out", and I always did.

My point? That broom stick? When you least expect it, she will give it back to you.

Good luck. Much good luck. Much, much good luck.

Mark

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