Straw Boss
Well-known Member
Saw this on the TV the other day.
A couple of them made me chuckle so I thought I'd borrow them to share with you all.
Country Songs I Hope to Write Someday (But probably never will)
The pink and green are making me blue
Last night I dreamed you came back (and I woke up screaming)
Lord, make me the man my dog thinks I am
I love you, I'm stupid
If two of us are the same, one of us is unnecessary
My momma always told me to do what I love
(so I joined the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms)
The problem with gettin' older,
is I can't remember which lie I told her
Your wife don't love me no more
I came to on you
A good excuse for bad behavior
The tattoo I regret
A couple of them made me chuckle so I thought I'd borrow them to share with you all.
Country Songs I Hope to Write Someday (But probably never will)
The pink and green are making me blue
Last night I dreamed you came back (and I woke up screaming)
Lord, make me the man my dog thinks I am
I love you, I'm stupid
If two of us are the same, one of us is unnecessary
My momma always told me to do what I love
(so I joined the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms)
The problem with gettin' older,
is I can't remember which lie I told her
Your wife don't love me no more
I came to on you
A good excuse for bad behavior
The tattoo I regret
