Stupid things your wife (partner for the funny's) has done?

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Just finished unloading (with a shovel) a wagon load of poo... That's twice shovelling the same poo..... Got me thinkin while I'm on the couch with ice on my knee...

When we bought the place, included was a 5ton, 3way (L,R, and rear)dump wagon in all metal and great shape. Was parked in the barn for ease of loading.... I went away for 2 weeks for work, wife walked her damfool horse thru the barn and a cat spooked him. He scratched himself on the wagon. She tells the neighbor about it and asks what to do... He offered to buy the wagon but since he had to empty/clean it... would offer xxxxx bucks....

She thought that was the best deal in the world and was all happy to give me the 75 bucks she got for that nasty old wagon.... Neighbor kid had already sold it of course..... I visited and knocked/drug him around his barn a little but still didn't get my wagon..... Can't touch one for less than 2500 bucks in iffy shape.....
 
LOL It's all in the training, get her trained and things will work a whole lot better.......good luck I've been trying to train mine for 38 years.

Rick
 
(quoted from post at 08:02:36 01/20/12) The more you talk about that neighbor kid, the more I am impressed by him....

Different guy..... One I always talk about is an honest, standup guy......

Guy tells me he's impressed by a crook, makes me wonder if he ain't a crook himself looking to improve the practice.....
 
(quoted from post at 12:17:18 01/20/12)
(quoted from post at 08:02:36 01/20/12) The more you talk about that neighbor kid, the more I am impressed by him....

Different guy..... One I always talk about is an honest, standup guy......

Guy tells me he's impressed by a crook, makes me wonder if he ain't a crook himself looking to improve the practice.....
If u send me your address i could send u some cheese to go along with your WWWWINE...
 
(quoted from post at 13:01:55 01/20/12)
(quoted from post at 12:17:18 01/20/12)
(quoted from post at 08:02:36 01/20/12) The more you talk about that neighbor kid, the more I am impressed by him....

Different guy..... One I always talk about is an honest, standup guy......

Guy tells me he's impressed by a crook, makes me wonder if he ain't a crook himself looking to improve the practice.....
If u send me your address i could send u some cheese to go along with your WWWWINE...

You's funny........
 
BEEERP...YA.....................................................................................................................................................................THANKS
 
(quoted from post at 12:17:18 01/20/12)
(quoted from post at 08:02:36 01/20/12) The more you talk about that neighbor kid, the more I am impressed by him....

Different guy..... One I always talk about is an honest, standup guy......

Guy tells me he's impressed by a crook, makes me wonder if he ain't a crook himself looking to improve the practice.....

ya never know, do ya!?!? :)
 
Dave,

I've been married for 49 years and I honestly, sincerely, can't think of one really stupid thing my wife has ever done.

However, PLEASE don't ask her the same question about me. It would take a book to list them all!

Tom in TN
 
(quoted from post at 06:33:11 01/20/12) Just finished unloading (with a shovel) a wagon load of poo... That's twice shovelling the same poo..... Got me thinkin while I'm on the couch with ice on my knee...

When we bought the place, included was a 5ton, 3way (L,R, and rear)dump wagon in all metal and great shape. Was parked in the barn for ease of loading.... I went away for 2 weeks for work, wife walked her damfool horse thru the barn and a cat spooked him. He scratched himself on the wagon. She tells the neighbor about it and asks what to do... He offered to buy the wagon but since he had to empty/clean it... would offer xxxxx bucks....

She thought that was the best deal in the world and was all happy to give me the 75 bucks she got for that nasty old wagon.... Neighbor kid had already sold it of course..... I visited and knocked/drug him around his barn a little but still didn't get my wagon..... Can't touch one for less than 2500 bucks in iffy shape.....

Once upon a time Mrs. B&D dragged me off shopping. Then asked if the outfit made her butt look fat and I was stupid enough to answer.
 
(quoted from post at 16:23:22 01/20/12) Dave,

I've been married for 49 years and I honestly, sincerely, can't think of one really stupid thing my wife has ever done.

However, PLEASE don't ask her the same question about me. It would take a book to list them all!

Tom in TN

She's OK.... Her problem was trying to be a good neighbor and trusted the punk without checking him out...... Looking back, at the time, we really didn't need the wagon. 2 horses and no tractor. It got full /emptied 3 or 4 times that first year... She did the right thing as far as she was thinking. Just was unlucky in dealing with a crook.......
 
(quoted from post at 17:48:19 01/20/12)
(quoted from post at 06:33:11 01/20/12) Just finished unloading (with a shovel) a wagon load of poo... That's twice shovelling the same poo..... Got me thinkin while I'm on the couch with ice on my knee...

When we bought the place, included was a 5ton, 3way (L,R, and rear)dump wagon in all metal and great shape. Was parked in the barn for ease of loading.... I went away for 2 weeks for work, wife walked her damfool horse thru the barn and a cat spooked him. He scratched himself on the wagon. She tells the neighbor about it and asks what to do... He offered to buy the wagon but since he had to empty/clean it... would offer xxxxx bucks....

She thought that was the best deal in the world and was all happy to give me the 75 bucks she got for that nasty old wagon.... Neighbor kid had already sold it of course..... I visited and knocked/drug him around his barn a little but still didn't get my wagon..... Can't touch one for less than 2500 bucks in iffy shape.....

Once upon a time Mrs. B&D dragged me off shopping. Then asked if the outfit made her butt look fat and I was stupid enough to answer.

Naaaaa Tundra.... you don't look big....... :shock:

Jeff Foxworthy saved me from that type of situation..... Wife says.... Do I look fat???

Jeff says.... Do I look stupid????

I've never forgot that
 

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