Cat $h!+!!!

DeltaRed

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The cat("Eraser") got shut in the car last night.He crapped all over the driver seat,didn't see it till (you guessed it!)GROSS!!!Thank goodness for seat covers.Steve
 
(quoted from post at 17:10:22 01/20/12) The cat("Eraser") got shut in the car last night.He crapped all over the driver seat,didn't see it till (you guessed it!)GROSS!!!Thank goodness for seat covers.Steve
eft our big dog in the brand new van one time, he chewed all the seatbelts and what ever he could grab a hold of. That mistake cost us about 600 clams :x
 
Nothing stinks worse than Cat $h!+!!! I flopped down under my tractor to adjust the drawbar length. For about a half hour afterward I kept thinking I was smelling something "funny". Sweet wife said, "What's that on your collar?" I coulda killed the cat, but didn't know which one was the guilty party - there's 14. That's where you have the advantage on me. . .
 
I left my dog in my Dodge Ram van where she could see us eat lunch in the cafe.I guess she didn't like what she saw 'cause she scratched and clawed the fabric and padding right out of the seat area of the bucket seats.After reading about your misfortune I am not ever letting my cat in the van.
 
Maybe you could help Eraser to remove his name from the $hi+ list:

1. Put both lids of the toilet up
And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse.'

6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
And run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
 
Locked Spook in the pickup one nite, don't know how she got in that quick, I recall openning the door to get something out the nite before, otherwise didn't touch the pickup for a few days.

Saw her walking on the seat back the next morning, what the???

Poor gal, she only tinkled a little, but was sure happy to get out.

She's the queen bee of the place.

--->Paul
 
Had a cat crap in my service truck cab. The day before the boss was supposed to ride with me. Sure was grateful to the cat.
 
I don't know why we put up with these critters.

Our Pomeranian has a disgusting habit- suffice to say that things work out a lot more civilized if we get to the cat box before dog does, after kitty does her business.

I have given my wife the will to live- If she goes before me, am making a trip to the pound as my first official act after the funeral. And she believes me. And with good reason.
 
Somebody dumped some cats out here at my place. I had just finished mechanically restoring an old tractor and was getting ready to get it painted. Went into the barn and here a dang white cat was squating on the hood taking a dump. If I could have caught that little devil I would have choked it. Took some time to get them trapped and removed to the pound.

On another occasion we had a guy bring his dog to work for several days. He would lock the dog in the truck with the window down about an inch for air. No water or food for it either. Every couple hours he would leave his station to take the dog for a walk and to water and feed it. He left us standed while he was gone each time. Finally the boss caught him and told him not to bring the dog back and do not leave us on the job site. Needless to say this idiot did not listen until someone gave the dog sone cat food. DO you know what happens to a dog that is in a hot vehicle all day and given cat food. Talk about the squirts. That guy never brought the dog back to work but then again he had to drive that vehicle home that day and clean it. He stunk for about a week also. Eventually he learned.
 
Delta Red, My neighbor has a Jack Russell Terrier that can fix your cat problem in less than 2 minuets flat or less after he opens the door on his truck. I have seen him kill 6 cats in the wide span of 2 minuets, h3ll of a deal!!!
Later,
John A.
 
Feel for you guys!!! My Pom which is with me almost 24-7 has never been a problem. house broke in one week as them older pom gave her an attitude adjusment first timo she defecated in housr Has never happened again!! She tries to please me so much its sometimes funny. 2 days ago stopped at butcher market bought over 100.00 of meat. Never gave it a thought when went in another store, she just would not bother it. Actually I bought one thick slice of lunchmeat with other meat for myself. Naturally I gave her a small part. Left about one half of slice on seat while I pumped gas went in got coffee. Came beck dog seting on console lunch meat NOT TOUCHED BT DOG. Ask her if she wanted more, got small woof and i gave her another pease. Have cat we leave in house for 3 - days every month or so have never had anything tore up. make sure plenty of water and food and clean litter box. When we are home cat and dog both go to door to be let out for toilet>
 
Our cat "Turbo" thought she'd won every battle in the Turd War. But I buried her this spring (and she didn't die of natural causes) so I guess that means I won the war.
 
Yup. Knew a guy once who acted like he was MARRIED to his mutt! He told me that if he couldn't rent a place that allowed pets, he'd live in his car before he'd give up the dog. It was an annoying, worthless, furrball, too! The dog would go everywhere with him - and wait in the car - even when he was going to college.
 
Years ago I had to do a phone repair at some residence to a small business system. Some chemical company owned the home, and put to some scientist type of guy in it, allowing him to work from there remotely. Guy called his company to complain, and they called us. There was no dialtone at the dmark on the back of the home, so had to go inside and check the equipment for the business system, which he said was downstairs in the basement. OK, I head downstairs to search for it. Cat crap all over the basement and you talk about stink. It was on the floor in every room that I saw. When I finally found the system on a wall, there were puddles of liquid cat poo in front of it on the floor, diarhea that I had to stand over, legs spread apart so I didn't step my boots in it, to get at the equipment.

The guy called in a repair, so he knew that someone, me, was coming. Think he could have cleaned up after his cats first? Looking back on it, I should have walked out and reported it back to his company, our actual customer, but like a moron, I stayed there and fixed it. He knew someone, but no shame, I guess.

Mark
 
Only thing that smells as bad as cat scheiss is cat pizz--the tomcat variety. Mix the two together.....oh, man!

I had a new 68 Cutlass, and got in the habit of leaving the window down when I parked it under my carport. Unbeknownst to me, a tomcat slept in it every night. One night a real bad-azz tomcat came through the neighborhood and jumped the squatter as he slept. Next morning the interior of my new Cutlass was smeared with blood, fur and cat scheiss.

The winner of the brawl memorialized the occasion by hosing down the arena with that potent spray they are known for. For some reason my seat belts got an especially heavy dose; I finally had to unbolt them (just a single lap strap back then) and boil them to get the smell out.
 
Man you are TOOOOO much. I laughed till my sides hurt.

I have a senior cat that has gotten finickey on me and had just about a belly full of it. Into Purina "Gormet" cat food now and she will not eat Whitefish, shrimp, or Salmon. Has to have some Tuna in it and include Cheddar cheese.

If I can figure out how to accidentally let her out of the house and let her spend a couple of weeks in the barn fending for herself, like the neighborhood strays do, maybe she will have an attitude adjustment.

Wishful thinker.

Mark
 

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