Short memory

rrlund

Well-known Member
I was just going through gas and diesel reciepts for 2011 to send the gas slips in for state tax refund. June 7 slips had gas at $3.31 pre tax,diesel at $3.41. Last week of December gas was $2.88 pre tax,diesel $3.18.
 
what a bummer, now you wont get as big a refund.lol
ours figures out to around 5.76/ gal.
 
Too bad they can't be quiet over in the middle east. Speculators are doing everything they can to jack the prices around. At least that was the way it looked today in town.
 
Just thought I'd pass this on for those of us with poor memories.

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the
> door.
>
> The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in
> the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
>
> "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
>
> He slams the door and returns to bed.
>
> "Who was that?" asked his wife.
>
> "Just some drunken guy asking for a push," he answers.
>
> "Did you help him?" she asks.
>
> "No, I did not, it's 3am in the morning and it's bloody pouring rain out
> there!"
>
> "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about
> three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think
> you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves
> drunk
> people too you know."
>
> The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring
> rain.
>
> He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
>
> "Yes," comes back the answer.
>
> "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
>
> "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
>
> "Where are you?" asks the husband.
>
> "Over here on the swing," replied the drunk..
>
 
and now they have a refinery fire in the US. Wanna bet which ways prices go now?
 

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