ot Getting Aggravated Now

bingo · Jan 7, 2012

OT GETTING AGGRAVATED NOW Sitting here eating pistachios, can't get them out of the shell as fast as I can eat them, arthritis in fingers, already broke a thumb nail back in the quick, next time will bite the bullet and buy them already shelled!!

LarryT · Jan 7, 2012

I used to bite them, but now I have no teeth. Getting old aint for sissies.

Two Dogs · Jan 7, 2012

I lusted after a bag at of pistachios at Wally World last week. I then looked at the price, came home, picked up, and ate a belly full of pecans from my yard instead. TDF

Gchase24 · Jan 7, 2012

Sitting here cracking pecans for the wife . I had to quit for awhile due to my hands hurting. A friend of mine had it right. He said it aint getting old thats bad it's all the maintenace that goes along with it.

souNdguy · Jan 7, 2012

crack them with a wood mallet a bit first..

Dave in Tx · Jan 7, 2012

If they are hard to open, they ain't ripe.

spacechem · Jan 7, 2012

(quoted from post at 02:05:07 01/08/12) If they are hard to open, they ain't ripe.

New preacher in town went to visit some parisioners in the Old Folks Home. As he sat there, he noticed a small bowl of peanuts , so he casually picked up a few and ate them. He kept talking and munching until one time he put his hand down and noticed he had eaten all the peanuts. Knowing the old folks were on a fixed income, he said, "Sorry I ate all the peanuts. Next time I come I'll bring some more." An oldtimer spoke up and said, "That's not necessary- with our teeth, we can't eat 'em anyway. We just suck the chocolate off and spit 'em into that bowl there!"

flying belgian · Jan 7, 2012

I think it was George Burns that said "if I new I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care myself"

Red Mud · Jan 7, 2012

Plires works real good on them.

ShadetreeRet · Jan 7, 2012

George Burns had another saying that I like. He said."You can't help getting older, but you don't have to grow old."

I used to wonder how folks ate without teeth,----Now I know!

donjr · Jan 8, 2012

Good 3 lb. sledge hammer--

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