My second favorite quote......

Anonymous-0 · Dec 28, 2011

favorite being....

"Be who you are and say what you feel.. Those who matter won't mind and those who mind don't matter"

sure saves a lot of stress and helps keep the christmas card list to a reasonable number :roll:

Lyndon - AB · Dec 28, 2011

So true, so true.

My favorite is still "You can't fix stupid". :twisted:

Nate V. IA · Dec 28, 2011

One of mine is:
"Never argue with an idiot, they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."

Cliff Nelson · Dec 28, 2011

"Never argue with an idiot because bystanders can't tell who's who."

red.green · Dec 28, 2011

One of my favorites,

"I like the dreams of the future, better than the history of the past" Thomas Jefferson

Paul Janke · Dec 28, 2011

Ignorance can be cured, but stupid is forever.

Billy Shafer · Dec 28, 2011

I don't talk to myself this early in the morning. Why the H#LL should I talk to you.

Kirk Grau · Dec 28, 2011

Along the lines of some of the others...We keep trying to make things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

Gun guru · Dec 28, 2011

20 years ago on a Detroit radio station they were calling up people in the area (out of the phone book) and asking them "what is the phrase that pays" Well...If you said WNIC you would win $1000.
Well...This one particular morning the radio station called up this woman and got her out of bed..."what is the phrase that pays" This woman says "GO TO H3LL" And then hung up, very funny. On live radio too. She didnt win the $1000.

Great sayings:
"He is so clumsy he couldnt hit sand if he fell off a camel"
"He is so good at sales that he could sell sand to the Arabs"
Or, "he could sell snow to an Eskimo"

Vito · Dec 28, 2011

When entering my house there is a sign that says:

Everyone brings happiness here
Some by coming,some by leaving

Vito

dhermesc · Dec 28, 2011

Mine is on the back of my truck:

G. K. Chesterton:

Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions.

Ultradog MN · Dec 28, 2011

I like:
"Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

BillyinStoughton · Dec 28, 2011

My favorite is by Mr. Ted Nugent:

"I don"t like repeat offenders. I like dead offenders."

...perfectly stated Mr. Nugent!

Ellis Kinney · Dec 28, 2011

It's a shame that stupid can't be painful.

Ole Dawg · Dec 28, 2011

If at first you don"t succeed, get a bigger hammer!!

Brian G. NY · Dec 28, 2011

My dear old Mom told me this when I was a kid.
"I had no shoes and I complained......until I met a man with no feet".

Whenever I thinkI've got it tough, I remember that and realize there are many, many people out there who have real troubles!

Daryl in PA · Dec 28, 2011

(quoted from post at 13:49:23 12/28/11) My favorite is by Mr. Ted Nugent:

"I don"t like repeat offenders. I like dead offenders."

...perfectly stated Mr. Nugent!

And he is one of the biggest offenders out there.

Old Roy · Dec 28, 2011

here's one

Ken L · Dec 28, 2011

My favorite is on the tailgate of my truck. I still miss my ex-wife but, my aim is getting better.

rrlund · Dec 28, 2011

I seriously don't think we'd ever get along Dave. We're just too much alike.

Chuck (CA) · Dec 28, 2011

"Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff"

George Carlin

billonthefarm · Dec 28, 2011

I really like these two.

"Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thing."
A. Lincoln

"I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world."
George Washington

Paul from MI · Dec 28, 2011

This is one of my Dad's, when we would be working somewhere on the farm and I would forget some tool we needed. "What you haven't got in your head, you have in your feet--you can walk and go get it!"

IH10020 · Dec 28, 2011

the world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing. Albert Einstein

samn40 · Dec 28, 2011

My Dad used to say when some-one would be talking about past
events "The more you stir up dirty water ,the more stinkin it gets"
That usually stopped the conversation before someone said
something outta place.
Sam

JerryS · Dec 28, 2011

"While timorous knowledge stands considering, audacious ignorance hath done the deed."

JerryS · Dec 28, 2011

"While timorous knowledge stands considering, audacious ignorance hath done the deed."

lloyd in sc · Dec 28, 2011

Well, she can't help being ugly, but, she could stay home.

jose bagge · Dec 29, 2011

"yes, madam, I am drunk. But-in the morning, I will be sober while you will still be ugly."- Churchill

Anonymous-0 · Dec 29, 2011

Sir, you are drunk, very, very drunk.
Madame. You are ugly, very, very ugly. I shall be sober in the morning.

NEBeef · Dec 29, 2011

Lady Nancy Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."

Churchill: "Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.”

One of my personal favorites: "Some mornings it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps..."

Karl in MD · Dec 29, 2011

I like: "Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. Then you'll be a mile away AND have his shoes"

Anonymous-0 · Dec 29, 2011

(quoted from post at 15:26:16 12/28/11) I seriously don't think we'd ever get along Dave. We're just too much alike.

no tellin......... Just couldn't get married :shock:

bjhutch · Dec 29, 2011

My Grand Mother always told me "Bobby once you start smelling yourself your friends have been smelling you for three days"

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