OT I'm Fast!

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DeltaRed

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• Dec 28, 2011

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I'm so fast that I can turn off the lights and be in bed before it gets dark....

 

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Zachary Hoyt

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• Dec 28, 2011

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I'm so fast that if I run upstairs I meet myself on the way back down.
Zach

 

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rrlund

Well-known Member

• Dec 28, 2011

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When you start the "I'm so old" jokes,I'm in.

 

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Uncle Ernie

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• Dec 28, 2011

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I'm so fast, I was born before my parents were married!

 

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DeltaRed

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• Dec 28, 2011

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I'm so old I...I....I...I forget

 

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37chief

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Location

California

• Dec 28, 2011

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I'm so fast I can get to my truck and get my fire extinguisher, and have my tractor fire out before the smoke startes. Stan

 

onefarmer

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Location

6735 S Lowell Rd, St Johns, Mi 48879

• Dec 28, 2011

• #1

My grandfather said he is so old he remembers when dirt was born.

 

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PJH

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• Dec 28, 2011

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I'm waitin' on the "I'm so ugly" jokes.

 

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just another old geezer

Member

• Dec 28, 2011

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sometimes I go to bed so late that I meet myself getting up in the morning

 

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Anonymous-0

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• Dec 28, 2011

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Some of us (myself included) have been told we are only half fast!

 

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Larry NEIL

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• Dec 28, 2011

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Had a cousin that went to work for his Dad.
He said His Dad was so fast it only took Him a week to get 3 weeks behind in his pay!

 

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Anonymous-0

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• Dec 28, 2011

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I'm so old, that when I was born the Dead Sea wasn't even sick yet.

 

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mark in boonville ny

Member

• Dec 28, 2011

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im so late when i go to church im early for next week.

 

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olderguy

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• Dec 28, 2011

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I built the house I was born in.

 

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tjdub

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• Dec 28, 2011

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I'm so fast that I can drink 3 cups of coffee before I've even noticed that I woke up.

 

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jbp

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• Dec 28, 2011

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I usta be able to stay one step ahead of my shadow. Joe

 

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roy prins

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• Dec 28, 2011

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this dude was so tall when he fell down at work he was halfway home

 

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samn40

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• Dec 28, 2011

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We had a fast cow, she ran round the haystack so fast she $h1t in her own face.
Sam

 

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JOB

Member

• Dec 28, 2011

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I knew a guy that worked for the government. His Quitting time was 5:00 pm. But he was home every day at 12:00 PM.

 

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MO8N4ME

Member

• Dec 28, 2011

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Me and one of my best friends went to differant schools together :lol:

 

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Anonymous-0

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• Dec 29, 2011

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That is possible.

 

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MO8N4ME

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• Dec 29, 2011

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(quoted from post at 21:33:31 12/29/11) That is possible.

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Not when you consider....He took HIS lunch and I rode the bus! :wink: