Anonymous-0
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A fifteen year old Amish boy and his Father were in a mall.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw,but expecially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together .The Boy asked ,"What's that Father?"
The Father [not having seen an elevator before]responded.
"Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is."
While the Boy and his Father were watching with amazement,a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the wall light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number...and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order,. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24 year old blond stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.
"Go and get your Mother"!
They were amazed by almost everything they saw,but expecially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together .The Boy asked ,"What's that Father?"
The Father [not having seen an elevator before]responded.
"Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is."
While the Boy and his Father were watching with amazement,a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the wall light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number...and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order,. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24 year old blond stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.
"Go and get your Mother"!
