no figuring women.........

Anonymous-0 · Dec 2, 2011

Unbelieveable........ Wife just sent me an article about a guy we know from dealing with horses.... 45 years old, nice wife, both into horses and some riding competition with both feet but still down to earth folks. Wife made swiss cheese out of him with a knife yesterday........Guess she got tired of him criticizing her poop shoveling techniques :roll:

Just went and bought my old bat some flowers........

twostepn2001 · Dec 2, 2011

Dave, better hope that endearing little term "'ol bat" don't lose nothing the translation or you might be next!! lol

oldtanker · Dec 2, 2011

Dave the only thing I understand about women after being married 48 years and raising 3 daughters is......they have no sense of humor.......each and every one of them.....NADA....ZIP....ZERO. Once you accept that everything else falls into place..... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Rick

John T · Dec 2, 2011

"Dont get me wrong Pilgrim, I loves the women I truly do" (Will Geer to Robert Redford in Jeremiah Johnson)

My addition " Hey, my own mother was one of em and I even married one of em"

John T

James Howell · Dec 2, 2011

Old-timer once told me [b:654c4848f0][i:654c4848f0]"There's no telling who a woman will marry or a horse will kick."[/i:654c4848f0][/b:654c4848f0]

thurlow · Dec 2, 2011

Yep..........been married 45 years myownselph and she's (finally) got me trained. We went through a rough patch many years ago, but have NEVER said anything disparaging about her (in her presence or absence)..........even in "phun".
Out oph all the people I've ever known, the two I think/thought the most of were women; one bore me and the other married me (sometimes I still can't believe my luck).

The Dukester · Dec 2, 2011

One of the wisest things I ever heard;

She thought she could change him...but she couldn't.
He thought she would never change...but she did.

WvaJim · Dec 2, 2011

Or, instead of a knife, the "ol bat" might have an ol bat, Louisville slugger, and warm up with it.

730 virgil · Dec 2, 2011

i always told tall kid there"s no telling about women but you can"t tell them much

old popper · Dec 2, 2011

Boy! That is the truth if I've ever heard it spoken. AMEN oldtanker.

Anonymous-0 · Dec 2, 2011

An old gentleman that walked very close to the Lord asked Him once," Lord, I have walked very close to you for a long time. Would you grant me a special request? "What might that be, son," the Lord asked? "You know I cannot fly and I'm deathly afraid of water but I'd love to go to Hawaii". How do you propose to get there? Well, could you build a bridge? Puzzled, the Lord said, "I don't think I have enough concrete and rebar to do that. Have any other wishes?" "Well, yes I do. Can you help me understand women?" The Lord responded, "Want a two or four lane bridge?"

ShadetreeRet · Dec 2, 2011

Something I learned a long time ago, when she says, We need to work the garden, or We need to plant some flowers, we is spelled YOU!

504 · Dec 2, 2011

My wife and her mother got in a big fight, her dad told my wife, "you are right, but you might as well apologize and get it over with, she hasn t said she was sorry in 60 years and she an t gonna change now)! The apple doesn t get to far from the tree

SKYBOW · Dec 2, 2011

Dave, We are both from Southeast Ohio so I will share this with you.
You all need to be the man and be ruler of your castle-like I am......Just last week my wife and I had a big argument and she came crawling to me on her handsand knees.........................
She said," come out from under the bed you coward and fight like a man!"

Case e · Dec 2, 2011

My wife is like an angel......always above me, and always harpin' at me!

Anonymous-0 · Dec 2, 2011

(quoted from post at 21:41:39 12/02/11) Dave, We are both from Southeast Ohio so I will share this with you.
You all need to be the man and be ruler of your castle-like I am......Just last week my wife and I had a big argument and she came crawling to me on her handsand knees.........................
She said," come out from under the bed you coward and fight like a man!"

You run things around the house huh???? Lawnmower, weedeater, washer, her bath water..........

Guess there's no tellin what will make someone snap......

donjr · Dec 3, 2011

One thing I've always believed- You can't live with them, and can't live without 'em---

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