A man shows up for work Monday morning with a black eye. His coworker asks him what happened. He says "Well, I was in church and we stood up I noticed that the lady in front of me had her dress tucked in between her butt cheeks so I pulled it out and she turned around and punched me right in the face."
The next Monday the man shows up with two black eyes and a broken nose. "What happened this time?!" asks the co-worker. "Well, I was at church again and the the same lady was standing in front of me and when she stood up, she had the same problem with her dress.", he said. "You didn't pull it back out AGAIN did you?" "No, but the guy standing next to me did. I knew she didn't like that, so I shoved it back in.".
The next Monday the man shows up with two black eyes and a broken nose. "What happened this time?!" asks the co-worker. "Well, I was at church again and the the same lady was standing in front of me and when she stood up, she had the same problem with her dress.", he said. "You didn't pull it back out AGAIN did you?" "No, but the guy standing next to me did. I knew she didn't like that, so I shoved it back in.".
