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Old Roy · Oct 17, 2011

supposed to be true

Roy in UK · Oct 17, 2011

It is a good joke but according to Snopes it is not really true although similar events have happend.
Snopes

DuaneWKKC · Oct 17, 2011

I had called sheriff to report vandalism on property behind our home and got this for a response.
(me)

Sir do you own the land

(No)

Well sir you cant file a complaint

(cant someone come by and just find them)

All our units are busy right now

(Ok, you do understand the person who owns this land allows us to use it as long as we don't tear up the land, this xxxhole is ruining this for my kids. Do you want me to take care of it?)

Sir, if you don't own the land you cant file a complaint

(ok, well if you have a few mins, would you call an ambulance to this address? )

are you hurt sir

(No this is a safety thing, see I am going to stop this ahole and may miss his vehicle and shoot him on accident)

A cruiser is on its way sir

mudcat49 · Oct 17, 2011

Well iffen it was to happen in your neck of the woods then somebody couldn't have shot them because you spineless limeys let them take away your guns!
FREE MEN ARE ARMED, SLAVES AND SUBJECTS ARE NOT!

RN · Oct 17, 2011

The Snopes article examples are of the filing false reports to get a response- and avoid the basis of followup to original ignored complaint by use of lethal force to stop neighboring felony. Note the date of Snopes response has ignored the Texas case where neighbor to burglary victim did use lethal force to stop the criminals-- and was NOT charged with any crime as Texas Castle doctrine law was in effect. Localy a few we can't respond now calls have gotten the response- OK, I'll have to shoot them myself and then suddenly the Sherrif or neighboring towns police show up to grab burglar or dope dealer. One callers police reputation is X military MP with a dozen killed in commission of felony bodies to his credit- and only about 3/4 while in military, rest during retirement civilian life. Made for a very peaceful neighborhood, sherrif put him on posse call list. Snopes is known for occasionanly bias, lack of investigation. RN

oldtanker · Oct 17, 2011

(quoted from post at 09:13:01 10/17/11) The Snopes article examples are of the filing false reports to get a response- and avoid the basis of followup to original ignored complaint by use of lethal force to stop neighboring felony. Note the date of Snopes response has ignored the Texas case where neighbor to burglary victim did use lethal force to stop the criminals-- and was NOT charged with any crime as Texas Castle doctrine law was in effect. Localy a few we can't respond now calls have gotten the response- OK, I'll have to shoot them myself and then suddenly the Sherrif or neighboring towns police show up to grab burglar or dope dealer. One callers police reputation is X military MP with a dozen killed in commission of felony bodies to his credit- and only about 3/4 while in military, rest during retirement civilian life. Made for a very peaceful neighborhood, sherrif put him on posse call list. Snopes is known for occasionanly bias, lack of investigation. RN

Snoops is known to be a very biased husband wife team with a political agenda.

Rick

rrlund · Oct 17, 2011

I did a similar thing with the dog catcher. There was a pit bull here chasing cattle. I told them they had 20 minutes to get somebody out here. They said they couldn't. I told the girl she'd better either be recording this call or taking notes,because in 20 minutes,I was going to shoot the dog and if I ended up in court,there'd better be a good record of my call warning them of what was going to happen.
Somebody was here in 15 minutes and HE pulled out his .22 and started shooting at the dog!

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