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A husband

and wife are shopping in their local

Wal-Mart.

The

husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it

in their cart.

What do

you think you're doing? asks the

wife.
They're on

sale, only $10 for 24 cans, he

replies.

Put them

back, we can't afford them, demands the wife,

and so they carry on shopping.

A few

aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20

jar of face cream and put it in the

basket.

What do

you think you're doing? asks the husband.
It's my

face cream. It makes me look beautiful, replies

the wife.
Her

husband retorts: So does the 24 cans of

Budweiser and it's half the price.

He never

knew what hit him.
 
Very similar to the story that the late great Irish comedian Dave Allen ( go to Youtube and look him up, my friends across the pond )use to tell. A man is sitting at a bar drinking his beer. propped up in front of him is a photo of a woman. Another guy goes up to the bar, buys a beer and while he is waiting for his drink he points to the photo and says "Your girl? " "Nope, it"s the wife" comes the reply. "You must love her very much,to bring her photo with you" Says the guy as he pays for his beer "No I hate her actually, but I know when she begins to look good its time for me to stop drinking and go home!"
 

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