Today's funny.......OT

DownSouth · Sep 30, 2011

A man is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife's going deaf." The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. Then you'll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is."

The man goes home and tries it out. He walks in the door and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" He doesn't hear an answer, so he moves closer to her.

"Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no answer. He repeats this several times, until he's standing just a few feet away from her.

Finally, she answers, "For the eleventh time, I said we're having MEATLOAF!"

RetiredCO · Sep 30, 2011

Down South, It looks to me like the man had is hearing ad turned on at the Doc's office, ==> then turned it off before he got home,

thanks for a laugh, it was funny ,

TJ in KY · Sep 30, 2011

(quoted from post at 05:51:16 09/30/11) A man is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife's going deaf." The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. Then you'll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is."

The man goes home and tries it out. He walks in the door and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" He doesn't hear an answer, so he moves closer to her.

"Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no answer. He repeats this several times, until he's standing just a few feet away from her.

Finally, she answers, "For the eleventh time, I said we're having MEATLOAF!"

Or the one where the guy goes to the doctors office and gets a hearing aid. He sees the doctor a week later and the doctor ask "How does the family like your being able to hear the conversations"
Guy says " I never told them that I got the hearing aids, but I have already changed my will 4 times"

white halftrack · Sep 30, 2011

I play.

Johny was at school and the teacher was telling the class that humans are the only animal that can stutter. Johny raises his hand and says that this is not true. The teacher asked him to explain. He said, Well, I was petting my kitty in the back yard when my neighbors pit bull jumped our fence. The kitty looked at him and said FFF FFF and before the kitty could say fu#@, the dog ate him.

Hope this didnt offend.
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