Can't use the cell phone but Dad does pass on some good ones!
ATD - At the doctor's
BFF - Best friend's funeral
BTW - Bring the wheelchair
BYOT - Bring your own teeth
CBM - Covered by medicare
CUATSC - See you at the senior center
FWIW - Forgot where I was
GGPBL - Gotta go, pacemaker battery low
GHA - Got heartburn again
HGBM - Had good bowel movement
IMHO - Is my hearingaid on?
LMDO - Laughing my dentures out
OMMR - On my massage recliner
OMSG - Oh my - Sorry, gas
ROFL-CGU - Rolling on floor laughing - Can't get up!
TTML - Talk to me louder
WTFA - Wet the furniture again
WWNO - Walker wheels need oil
ATD - At the doctor's
BFF - Best friend's funeral
BTW - Bring the wheelchair
BYOT - Bring your own teeth
CBM - Covered by medicare
CUATSC - See you at the senior center
FWIW - Forgot where I was
GGPBL - Gotta go, pacemaker battery low
GHA - Got heartburn again
HGBM - Had good bowel movement
IMHO - Is my hearingaid on?
LMDO - Laughing my dentures out
OMMR - On my massage recliner
OMSG - Oh my - Sorry, gas
ROFL-CGU - Rolling on floor laughing - Can't get up!
TTML - Talk to me louder
WTFA - Wet the furniture again
WWNO - Walker wheels need oil