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I dont think the wife likes me spending so much time with the old girls but they dont nag and argue! what more can I say?
 
Well here is one for ya = a guy in Iowa my home state got feed up with the nagging and to do list - well he open the door and set off a round while she was cutting the lawn and hit here be hind the ear - case closed. Charged first degree. No AA meeting for him.
 
I would recommend an old tractor and new wife. The tractors dont
seem to complain as much when they get older.
 
You might do well to remember the old saying "happy wife,happy life".
I made up my mind a LONG time ago that I was going to be happily married. You'd be amazed how well they treat you if you show them the same concideration.
 
One of my friends wife nags him because he's always in the shop. He stays in the shop because she always nags him.
 
Easy fix....Start going to bars, drinkin' too much beer, shooting pool for money, and losing. If that doesn't work, start foolin' around with floozy women too. If she really wants you she'll welcome you and the tractors back, if not and she divorces you, she wasn't worth it anyhow and in 5 or 10 years you should be able to afford a tractor or 2.
 
wife said i was spendin too much time on the tractor . said ok made sure i was under foot the rest of the week ( she don"t mind anymore )
 
you can look at other tractors and your tractor won't get mad,
you can ride your friends tractor and your tractor won't get mad
you can ride your tractor any time and it won't complain
day or night, rain or sun your tractor is always ready to go
you can let your tractor sit all day and not pay any attention to it and it won't get mad,
your tractor won't burn supper
 
Old couples don't care what the other one does as long as he/she doesn't have to do it with them........generally.
 
I like your attitude some guys seem to be taking this seriously it was just said for a little tractor humour and if my wife saw what i wrote i would not be allowed to play tractors anymore lol
 
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