Tractor Tom
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It"s my fault, after all, I introduced my older brother to the world of Farmalls. But how was I to know just finding a wonderful original Super C for him would create such an inventive variant of Farmall Fever? So for your amusement, with tongue planted firmly in cheek is my brother Jim"s idea for new attachments to our beloved Farmalls:
Tom, I got to thinking about the astonishing array of farm implements that are made for the Farmall and other tractors. But it seems to me there have been all to few created for modern life. I mean, unless your name is Maggie or Alex (my other brother and his wife who ranch), do you really have any use for cultivators, balers, harrows, plows, and threshers?
Some suggestions for new age Farmall implements (or the "iFarmall," as I like to call it):
How about a juicer?
A two point connecter with a cell phone charger and WiFi?
An espresso machine would be nice and a big screen TV?
A dog (or baby) pen with a food/water dispenser would have utility for busy parent-farmer
A haircutting implement would be nice so we can always look about best (with a pedicure attachment of course)
For iFarmall owners who are professional people the possibilities are limitless:
There could be a legal brief preparation implement for lawyers (I picture it looking similar to an auger).
What teacher wouldn"t kill for a reading, writing, or math implement for his or her iFarmall? Principals and PE teachers do not have Farmalls because, well, they don"t really do any work.
And for those really busy surgeons, how about a heart transplant attachment (notice that the word "transplant" actually has the word "plant" in it?)
It"s encouraging that psychiatrists already have a specialty implement. It"s called a "nut picker." I"m not making this up.
I hope this is helpful. Jim
Tom, I got to thinking about the astonishing array of farm implements that are made for the Farmall and other tractors. But it seems to me there have been all to few created for modern life. I mean, unless your name is Maggie or Alex (my other brother and his wife who ranch), do you really have any use for cultivators, balers, harrows, plows, and threshers?
Some suggestions for new age Farmall implements (or the "iFarmall," as I like to call it):
How about a juicer?
A two point connecter with a cell phone charger and WiFi?
An espresso machine would be nice and a big screen TV?
A dog (or baby) pen with a food/water dispenser would have utility for busy parent-farmer
A haircutting implement would be nice so we can always look about best (with a pedicure attachment of course)
For iFarmall owners who are professional people the possibilities are limitless:
There could be a legal brief preparation implement for lawyers (I picture it looking similar to an auger).
What teacher wouldn"t kill for a reading, writing, or math implement for his or her iFarmall? Principals and PE teachers do not have Farmalls because, well, they don"t really do any work.
And for those really busy surgeons, how about a heart transplant attachment (notice that the word "transplant" actually has the word "plant" in it?)
It"s encouraging that psychiatrists already have a specialty implement. It"s called a "nut picker." I"m not making this up.
I hope this is helpful. Jim
