O.T.: Joke of the Day

A little humor is good for the soul , they say and this is a good one (THX to Neighbors Magazine , Baton Rouge .)


A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:
’Talking Dog For Sale.’. He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking labrador retriever sitting there.

“You talk?” he asks.

“Yep,” the dog replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So, what "s your story? "

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping."

"I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn"t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals."

"I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I"m just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says."Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he"s a liar. He never did any of that crap."

Kajun, That is a good joke.
He is another liar joke.

Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force.

When they got there, the disaster was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone, including the President.

They spotted a lone farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened.

They hurried over to the man"s tractor. "Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"

"Yep. Sure did." The farmer mumbled unconcernedly, cutting off his motor.

"Do you realize that is the airplane of the President of the United States?"

"Yep."

"Were there any survivors?"

"Nope. They"s all kilt straight out" the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."

"President external_link is dead?" the sheriff shouted.

"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor.
"He kept a-saying he wasn"t ... but you know what a liar he is."