Doesn't look like it's going to be a quick fix. The air filter cup isn't overfilled and making oil get sucked into the cylinders (dang). Checked the crankcase oil level, and all was normal, so the hydraulic system isn't dumping into and overfilling the crankcase (double dang). Pulled the plugs and found two, three, and four were dry. Number 1 was soaked. With a flashlight, I can see oil on top of the cylinder, but no scoring on the 20 percent or so of the cylinder wall that I can see. I'm rooting for a hole in the piston rather than busted rings.
Here we go. . .
Here we go. . .